Craig Miller

Nickname (s)?

    Funky, Spiller Miller

Birthdate?

    June 19, 1974

Years Playing Footy?

    7

Favorite Footy Moment?

    The first game I played in was raining buckets and I had no idea what I was doing. Running throught the middle I errantly spoiled one with my guts. As soon as I stood up after catching my breath I immediately spoiled another one with my face.
I knew right then that this was the game for me.

Other Sports and Hobbies?

    Remodeling my kitchen, being a wise-ass, making footy fliers for Warrick.

Favorite City?

    It's Miller-time anywhere.

Favorite Meal?

    Surf and Turf or Ribs

3 Dream Dinner Guest?

    Yoda, Dave Chappelle and that 3 breasted strumpet from Total Recall

Favorite Beverage?

    Cold Beer, Caucasians, Single Malt Scotch, Dirty Gin Martini, Bloody Mary's, Jack & Coke, Margarita
What, do I have a drinking problem?

Favorite Watering Hole?

    Refer to answer from favorite city.

Favorite Movie?

    Dunston Checks In

CD you are currently listening to?

    Cousin Cecils Old Time Country Jamboree

Favorite Book or Periodical?

    Cat Fancy

Best Movie Quote?

    "My objective? Well I object to taking a girl out, you know, and buying her dinner and then she won't put out for you."
- "Every minute you don't tell us why you are here, I cut off a finger."
"Mine or yours?"
- "Yours."
"Damn!"

First Job?

    Farmhand - I worked the hoe's all day long.

Current Job?

    Personal graphic artist to Warrick Burgmann and when there is time graphic sales and production.

Dream Job?

    Brewmaster or Uncle Stubs

Favorite Historical Figure and Why?

    George Steven, inventor of the Weber Grill

Greatest Achievement?

    Winning the 2006 OBK Ironman Award

Most Embarrasing Moment?

    Not going to Cinci this year.

Why you love the CAFA?

    Footy is a great sport. There is excellent comradere on the team and I need something to keep from turning into a fat ass.
I am not what you would call a spring chicken.

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